Holly

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johngreenismypatronus:

How do you chuckle darkly?

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did-you-kno:

Source

OH! I’M NOT AN ASSHOLE I HAVE A DISORDER…seriously though people chewing kills my soul

torihunts:

TEACUP PIG

• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
• period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• period: Yell at a puppy.
• period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

memewhore:

thedarklawyer:

Really? Huh. Do I need the magic walking stick as well? I wear a nice black suit every day, and it doesn’t seem to be working for me.

I don’t give a shit what they’re wearing as long as they’ve got confidence (not to be confused with egotism). Confidence is what’s sexy.

That awkward moment when you should never ever wear crocs.

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“Well are you a nervous person?”
“Oh, I’m like a chihuahua.”

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brosetta-stone:

gpoy.

forever reblog

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devouring-surrealism:

Done :)

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housewifeswag:

pretty much.

:O! I was watching this last night <3

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