24 5 / 2013
the super mario brothers theme song has never been karaoked with such 90’s angst
23 5 / 2013
HIIIIGGGGHHHHHWAYYYYYY TO THE FRIEND ZONE.
23 5 / 2013
can someone make this a bumper sticker
(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby, via housewifeswag)
22 5 / 2013
f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:
fuck the police if you know what i mean
(Source: orangejazlyn, via ladyluucifer)
22 5 / 2013
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
(via candlejack)
19 5 / 2013
Excuse me, sir, but what did you just say?
my fucking eyeballs are on fire….
(via constantbitchface-itus)
19 5 / 2013
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17 5 / 2013
“… I said maybeeee… you’re gonna be the one that saves meee… and after aaaaall… you’re my wonderwaaaall…”
(Source: allaboutacat, via pricklylegs)
